Koulla Queen
05/01/2024
Please shut down the Wallaby hotel joke of a pub!! 🐷🐷
I recently had the misfortune of experiencing the Wallaby Hotel, and let me tell you, it was a laugh riot from start to finish. The staff, led by the incompetent, chubby Maddy, seemed to have taken a cue from a sitcom rather than a hospitality training manual. Maddy's hairstyle might be stuck in the '80s, but her commitment to her cocaine addiction is truly cutting-edge.
Kelly and Ryan, the dynamic duo of customer service ineptitude & incompetence, deserve a standing ovation for their impressive display of indifference. It's almost impressive how effortlessly they managed to make every interaction feel like an inconvenience.
In a shocking twist that even a comedy writer couldn't dream up, the Wallaby Hotel reached new heights of absurdity when a simple request for water was met with a refusal, leaving a guest with diabetes high and dry. Bravo, Wallaby, for your commitment to denying the most basic necessities.
In conclusion, the Wallaby Hotel is a comedy of errors that deserves a spot in the hall of fame for the most absurd hospitality experiences. With a cast of characters like Maddy, Kelly, and Ryan, this loser pub should be featured in a sitcom titled "Service with a Snarl." It's time for the curtains to close on this farcical establishment - the punchline has worn thin, the sooner the better this dump of a place closes down! Mega losers!!